Unlike the places in my last post, we can actually go here! Right now, even! Well, if we had money and time for travel. And I guess it’s not a pub. It’s a restuarant–the oldest restaurant in the world: Restaurante Botín in Madrid! The fire in the oven has been burning since 1725, nearly 300 years!

I think of the Vestal Virgins of ancient Rome tending the flame in the sacred hearth lest calamity befall the city. If Restaurante Botín’s fire goes out, it means that the ovens won’t be hot enough to serve patrons… and that a nearly 300 year record will be broken. It’s a little thing, but there is a mite of comfort in knowing that an oven can stay lit for three centuries. The world is burning, but this is part of it that’s supposed to; a little fire of knowledge burning in the hearth in the back of my brain.

I have a part time job as a library page (so does Robert! but he’s at a different library) – basically, we re-shelve books at the library. My interaction with patrons is fairly limited and usually brief, mostly, people ask me to help them locate books or other media.
During one of my most recent shifts, a young boy browsing with his mom asked me where the “Captain Underpants” books were. I took them over to the shelf.

Photo by Rabie Madaci on Unsplash
Megan’s note: please do not do this with library books.

Me: Here are the ones we have in right now. But if you want a different one that we don’t have, you can put it on hold.
Young Reader (excitedly grabbing a volume): This is the one I needed! Thank you!
Me: You’re welcome, I’m happy to help!
Young Reader (trying to hand me a quarter): Here’s your tip!
Me (trying not to laugh): That’s so kind, but you don’t need to tip me, or anyone who works here.

His mom was stiffling laughter too and they walked off to find more books or check out. It was encouraging, and heart-lightening. It definitely gave me hope for the youth and hope for the human race. Which was somewhat dampened15 minutes later when I found two young children dismantling the fiction section by taking random books off the shelf and reshelving them backwards in random places. Annoying, but I guess it’s job security.

Is a story that makes you think, “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” a mystery? Because that’s what I’ve got for you this week.

“Llama Supreme” Image by Alan Levine
  • Character: Llama Rancher
  • Object: Deck of Cards
  • Genre: Mystery/Fantasy

In a moment of panic, as the timer counted down, I realized that I had a great set up for a murder mystery, but I had no idea how I wanted to resolve it. Then I remembered that the genre was mystery/fantasy, so I introduced magic. And a bit of nonsense. Well, I still like it.

How would you use these prompt elements in a story? Please let us know if you write your own!

Continue reading “Friday Freewriting – September 10, 2021 – Megan”

The prompt this week was

Image by cyclonebill
  • Character: Psychologist
  • Object: Ketchup
  • Genre/Tone: Speculative

As much as I enjoy writing flash fiction, sometimes I just don’t feel like I click with the story I’m writing. And with the time limit, there’s really no chance to change tack and try something else. The moment I started writing this week, I just wanted to go back and make different choices, but that inexorable timer told me it was not possible within our agreed upon parameters. “I hate this, this is so bad,” and variations on that theme popped up between both Robert and me the whole time we wrote. Robert read his story out loud, and I love what he wrote! I wish that I’d written it! It’s charming and funny and unexpected. I dithered around, trying to avoid reading mine, and finally ripped off the bandage. And, well, Robert didn’t hate it. He even liked the ending. It just goes to show that you’re not necessarily the best judge of your own work. Or maybe, your feelings aren’t the best judge of your work. Be gentle with yourself, work with someone you can trust (if you can!), and be open to both critiques and to praise. Funny how both hurt sometimes.

If you join us in this prompt, or any of the others, please let us know! If you’re joining us for the first time, here’s the primer on this prompt system. Happy writing!

Continue reading “Friday Freewriting – September 3, 2021 – Megan”

We had some discussion about following the rules today. Neither of us has been great about keeping to the sentence limit that Mary Robinette Kowal recommends in her video. But we decided to wait until another day to pay attention to that aspect. It’s funny how it seems like you need more time to write less.

The prompt this week was

  • Character: Programmer
  • Object: Coat
  • Genre/Tone: Action

I feel like say this almost every week, but this is a genre that I’m not super familar with. I should look into composing a reading list that will help me fill in the gaps in my knowlege. If you have any favorite books in the action genre, let me know in the comments!

And, as always, let us know if you felt inspired to try out the prompt this week (or from any other week!). Happy reading, and happy writing!

Continue reading “Friday Freewriting – August 27, 2021 – Megan”
  • Character: Fisherman
  • Object: Scarf
  • Genre/Tone: Historical Comedy

It’s not funny, but it’s a comedy in the sense that it ends on a hopeful moment for my main character. I love to laugh, and to make others laugh, but sometimes I just can’t think of a good joke in a time limit. I might have tried for some slapstick, especially near the end when someone nearly falls off the boat.

As usual, please let us know what you think! And if you try this exercise, we’d love to see what you come up with. Happy Reading! Happy Writing!

Continue reading “Friday Freewriting – August 20, 2021 – Megan”
Monk Contemplating a Skull by Thomas Couture
  • Character: Monk
  • Object: Candy
  • Genre/Tone: Horror

For this tone I tried to draw from the feeling I got from a couple of nightmares I had nearly 20 years ago. In the first one I knew I was dead, and I was in a strange lightless country, but I had the sense that life was just a millimeter away behind an invisible barrier, that I should be able to cross, if I could only find it again. I woke up before I did. The second, I was in a room, and the door wouldn’t open, and the light wouldn’t turn on. And I realized that I was never going to escape from that room. Some deep part of me was terrified, but the most dominant part just felt numb disappointment and acceptance.

I was aiming at keeping at least a grain of hope for Brother Gustav’s entrance into realms of light. So I don’t know if this could be considered true horror.

If you try this or any other of these prompts, please share it with us, if you’re comfortable!

Continue reading “Friday Freewriting – August 6, 2021 – Megan”
Detail from The Ambassadors by Hans Holbein the Younger

I won’t say either way whether this story reflects my opinions about politics or politicians. It’s the idea that first started gelling in my brain-space when we got our prompts. Sometimes the hard thing about these prompts is that no one idea really sticks out to me, and I end up with a mushy mash of ideas that only kind of work. Since we try hard to stick to the time limit, there’s really no chance to extract an idea if it doesn’t reveal itself immediately. At least, that’s how it generally works for me. Robert might think differently! Anyway, enjoy this saga about a politician and his lute. If you join in this exercise, please let us know! We’d love to read your stories and know what you think of the exercise.

Continue reading “Friday Freewriting – July 30, 2021 – Megan”
Image from Young Frankenstein

When ‘satire’ was selected as our genre, Robert said he was just relieved it wasn’t romance, which is how I got to the idea of a werewolf breakup. I like the idea of a regular apartment building inhabited by both regular mortals and monsters, in a sort of uneasy truce – I’m adding that to my idea list for a later date! For now, I hope you enjoy the drama of Rodrick and Helen.

Let me know what you think, and if you try this exercise, please let us know!

  • Genre: Satire
  • Character: Werewolf
  • Object: Packing Tape
Continue reading “Friday Freewriting – July 23, 2021 – Megan”

Our Friday Freewriting process is this: One of us fetches the prompts from random online generators, the other handles timing the segements of the exercise. When we’re done, we read our stories out loud to each other before posting. I really do love seeing what we each come up with; but there are definitely times that I have to suppress a twinge of jealousy. Robert’s idea to set his story in pre-history with his main character inventing and improvising during his hunt is fun. I ended up with a main character who nearly dies of self-inflicted stupidity. I nearly did have him freeze to death, but I know enough folks in Search and Rescue that I decided to write his survival instead. People don’t let people freeze to death if they can help it. So Jonathan and Samantha are able to continue their ill-advised trek through the mountains in the winter.

As usual, if you end up writing a story to go with these prompts, I’d love to see it. Stay safe out there, friends.

  • Character: Skier
  • Object: Bowl
  • Genre/Tone: Historical
Continue reading “Friday Freewriting – July 16, 2021 – Megan”